FAUX ART NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

Venice Beach Sensitive Never Sleeps

Southern California channeler Tryna Blue Mist never sleeps due to an art mishap. It began with a simple tattoo. To improve her psychic abilities Ms Blue Mist commissioned a tattoo artist to render a third eye on her forehead.

It is said that Tattist Carlos Surfrider rendered a most beautiful blue eye with exquisite eyelashes and a penetrating expression that bore into one’s soul. The Psychic was ecstatic.

“Visions beyond compare, unbelievable accuracy, at first I loved it! It was like channeling on a super double espresso,” the unblinking Tryna said when interviewed at her home in California. “But now its like I never sleep, I see everything all the time, day and night, in the present and beyond. Its maddening, that Carlos dude screwed up my life.”

When contacted, the famous Carlos said that he offered to redo the eye so it is closed, but the offer was rejected because the frantic soothsayer afraid she might fall asleep and never wake up.

We will keep our eye open as the story develops.

Dee Railed, reporting for F.A.N.