It is time to rise from my slumber and trudge out to the psychic tool shed, kick start the collective unconscious to foresee what the Art World has in store for us in ‘08. Ah. If we could only live in the present this would all be so unnecessary. So let me take out the sketchbook of life and draw our collective fortune.
Predictions for ‘08
-Historians will place Thomas Kincaide alongside Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Rembrandt, in the hiearchy of art history…no not really, I’m just yankin’ your chain.
-A drug company will market Inspira to combat the dreaded artist’s block.
-Art prices will plunge as overuse of Inspira leads to a glut of great works of art on the world market.
-Pharmaceutical stocks will soar as news of a drug to combat depression among artists is leaked.
-Selling paintings will be found to be a conspiracy among professional artists to make a living.
-Art researchers will discover Andy Warhol was mistaken, speculation is that people have nearly seventeen minutes of fame, rather than the widely accepted fifteen.
-A prominent American University will send researchers to England to find out the secret to dry humor.
-Watercolor painting will supplant football as the national obsession, no, just yanking your chain again.
Cosmically yours, The Art Psychic

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